The Litter Prince
My boyfriend and I just moved in together, and it’s going well, except for how he leaves empty containers and trash everywhere. I asked him to please just put these in the garbage. He did this – for a single day. These empties everywhere are driving me crazy, not because I mind picking them up, but because I feel disrespected. It’s weird, because he’s otherwise sweet and attentive.
That used Q-tip is only a collectible if he used to be Elvis.