While some people don't believe in evolution at any speed, other people, such as the scientific types at the National Academy of Sciences, claim that human evolution is speeding up.
It must be true, because their findings have been reported by such reputable sources as National Geographic, Discovery Channel, BBC News, USA Today, and AuntBerthasNaughtyGossip.com.
Indeed, an article on the libertarian International Society for Individual Liberty Web site that linked to The Raw Story that linked to Agence France-Presse that published an article headlined "Human Evolution Speeding Up" sums up the accelerated alteration phenomenon in the following snippet:
"The pace of change has increased 100-fold in modern times compared to our distant past, and most notably since the Ice Age, 10,000 years ago, and has led to increasing diversification between the races."
This accelerated evolutionary process could have far-reaching social, cultural, and political implications for the various races of the human race.
One example of slow evolution in the distant past is that, when humans picked up their flints and hyena hides and left their African homeland to go strolling off into European and Asian climes, they evolved lighter skin pigmentations so more sunlight could be absorbed through the skin to make Vitamin D. This was necessary because at that point in prehistory the land bridge connecting Siberia to Alaska hadn't been discovered yet and anyway it was still a long trek down the North American west coast to the California orange groves, being at that time the only other source of vitamin D.
In those days evolution took a very long time, a period that modern evolutionists call an "eon," which is a unit of geologic time longer than an era, which is a somewhat shorter division of geologic time roughly equivalent to the interval required for a libertarian economist to teach laissez-faire principles to a typical American Hollywood liberal.
Today, examples of express-lane evolution abound. For example, successive generations of the Euro-American races have been operating push-button-controlled electro-mechanical equipment throughout the Industrial Revolution, then TV remote controls and other household electrical appliances during the Electronic Era, and now touch-screen technology of the Digital Age. As these activities have spread around the world, all races have evolved strengthened wrists, hands, and fingers as a survival response to carpal tunnel syndrome.
Simultaneously, the evolutionary toughening of the middle finger has had the added advantage of developing universally recognized communication skills during ever-increasing periods of road rage.
There are other manifestations of the revved-up evolutionary pace.
Female members of the affluent Euro-American-Westernized Asian race have been rapidly developing a bosom-augmentation gene in response to generations of silicone breast implants.
These women are more likely to attract mates and reproduce than unenhanced women. Through this process of unnatural selection, women's bodies will begin to produce more and more silicone deposits in their mammillary regions until the evolutionary process routinely produces big-busted baby babes.
Similarly, more and more males throughout the civilized races of the world are extending their breeding lifespans through ingestion of erectile-dysfunction drugs. Again, through a process of anthropogenic selection, erectile-enhanced males are more likely to attract and mate with silicone-enhanced females. Eventually, evolutionary mutations will begin producing male babies born with permanent erections.
Eventually, female babies will simply be born pregnant, and the modern radical feminist movement will finally have its male-less Brave New World.
"We're evolving away from each other," the aforementioned source quotes University of Utah anthropologist Henry Harpending. "We're getting more and more different."
"This is a beautiful dream," cries Amy Zawn, apologist for the feminist race at the University of Human Multiplicity. "The more diversity the better! Female diversity, that is. Men are not diverse. Men are all alike!"
Meanwhile, geneticists of the male race are desperately searching for that El Dorado of rapid evolution, the fabled but elusive Stepford Wives gene.
More of Garry Reed's writing can be found at (http://www.freecannon.com).
