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Tuesday, 31 July 2001 18:00 |
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“Gimme another beer, willya Mike? And a coupla Slim Jims.”
“Beer’s gonna kill ya, Louie. You oughta drink healthy like I do. Lemme see that paper.”
“Whaddaya mean, healthy?”
“Gatorade and vodka. |
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Tuesday, 24 July 2001 18:00 |
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“Welcome to another edition of Blowhard Roundtable – the fast-moving, hard-hitting, fist-banging program where Washington insiders shout at each other while you just sit there and listen.”
“That’s right, Fred. |
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Tuesday, 17 July 2001 18:00 |
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There’s a stack of news clippings here labeled “McDonald’s” that is getting so thick we finally had to move the Gary Condit file.
Ba-da-boom.
But seriously. I spent all week trying to write something funny about America’s Most Successful Fast Food Chain, by way of introducing a just-leaked story that spotlights the company’s latest misadventure. |
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Tuesday, 10 July 2001 18:00 |
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“All right, let’s get started. This meeting of Underage Alcohol Marketers Anonymous will please come to order. And remember, no last names.”
“Can I go first?”
“Fine.”
“Hello, everybody. |
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Wednesday, 04 July 2001 18:00 |
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Q: I hear Congress still can’t agree on that patient bill of rights. What’s the problem?
A: Nothing’s more complicated than health care in America. The latest stumbling block was when several Senators realized that checking into a hospital and hiring a prostitute both started with the same question – “How much money do you have?” – and ended with, “All right, lie down and give me your underwear. |
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