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Wild Blue Yonder PDF Print E-mail
Commentary/Politics - Guest Commentaries
Tuesday, 06 November 2001 18:00
“All right, let’s everybody finish up their Krispy Kremes and settle down. This session of the Joint Congressional Subcommittee in Charge of Hammering Out This Damn Airport Security Mess will now come to order.” “Mr.

 
Spy Guys PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 30 October 2001 18:00
Good morning, Central Intelligence Agen – I mean, Bureau of Public Roads.” “Geez Louise, Stan! Can’t you guys even answer the phone right?” “Is that you, Mr. Director? Sorry, I was just covering the desk while the girl was at lunch.

 
Battle for the Remote PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 23 October 2001 18:00
(CLICK) “ ... what I’m asking, Professor Fleezner, is how people can watch this horrific news all day long and not get depressed?” “Oooh, good question. Well, to start with, they should definitely buy my book, because on page 13 there’s a little self-affirming song they can sing to themselves.

 
Fear, Itself PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 18 October 2001 18:00
“Doctor, are you sure I don’t have anthrax?” “Absolutely, Mrs. Brimley. It’s just the sniffles.” “But shouldn’t I be under ‘round-the-clock isolation and taking antibiotics?” “I was thinking Nyquil.

 
Talibananas PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 09 October 2001 18:00
“Pray tell us, Mullah, what is the latest unacceptable response to our Taliban’s belligerent rhetoric and empty offers of negotiation by the evil, decadent, Allah-hating, women-loving American devils and their blonde-haired, suit-and-tie-wearing imperialist European allies and our rainy-day-Muslim turncoat-Arab former friends?” “The microphones are off, Mullah Omar.

 
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