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G-Men PDF Print E-mail
Commentary/Politics - Guest Commentaries
Tuesday, 24 July 2001 18:00
“Welcome to another edition of Blowhard Roundtable – the fast-moving, hard-hitting, fist-banging program where Washington insiders shout at each other while you just sit there and listen.” “That’s right, Fred.

 
McSatire PDF Print E-mail
Commentary/Politics - Guest Commentaries
Tuesday, 17 July 2001 18:00
There’s a stack of news clippings here labeled “McDonald’s” that is getting so thick we finally had to move the Gary Condit file. Ba-da-boom. But seriously. I spent all week trying to write something funny about America’s Most Successful Fast Food Chain, by way of introducing a just-leaked story that spotlights the company’s latest misadventure.

 
Bottoms Up! PDF Print E-mail
Commentary/Politics - Guest Commentaries
Tuesday, 10 July 2001 18:00
“All right, let’s get started. This meeting of Underage Alcohol Marketers Anonymous will please come to order. And remember, no last names.” “Can I go first?” “Fine.” “Hello, everybody.

 
Patients’ Rights: Your FAQs PDF Print E-mail
Commentary/Politics - Guest Commentaries
Wednesday, 04 July 2001 18:00
Q: I hear Congress still can’t agree on that patient bill of rights. What’s the problem? A: Nothing’s more complicated than health care in America. The latest stumbling block was when several Senators realized that checking into a hospital and hiring a prostitute both started with the same question – “How much money do you have?” – and ended with, “All right, lie down and give me your underwear.

 
Father’s Day PDF Print E-mail
Commentary/Politics - Guest Commentaries
Tuesday, 19 June 2001 18:00
Of all the holidays generally recognized in North America, Father’s Day has the most potential for confusion and complication, if not outright concussion. Thanksgiving, by contrast, is a snap. Everyone in America sits down to the same exact meal, then nods off as the L-tryptophan kicks in and the Lions game lurches toward halftime.

 
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