items tagged with Keira Knightley
Written By: Mike Schulz
Section: Movies
Category: Reviews
2012-12-10 16:27:35
PLAYING FOR KEEPS
In director Gabriele Muccino’s dramatic comedy Playing for Keeps, Gerard Butler portrays a former star athlete who hopes to reconnect with his ex-wife and son by coaching the kid’s pee-wee soccer team, and who is consequently forced to (try to) resist the advances of a trio of beautiful, aggressive, lascivious soccer moms who can’t keep their hands off him. This, in the language of Hollywood screenwriters, is what is known as “a problem.”
Read More About Got MILF?: "Playing For Keeps" And "Anna Karenina"...
Written By: Mike Schulz
Section: Movies
Category: Reviews
2012-06-25 03:29:11
BRAVE
Like many of you, I’d imagine, I applaud Pixar for finally giving audiences a strong female protagonist in Brave, and would’ve looked forward to the movie itself more had the trailers not been so resoundingly blah. But what I’d forgotten was that several of the animation studio’s best outings – Finding Nemo, WALL•E, Toy Story 3 – were also promoted with weak previews, and so it’s a pleasure to say that this Scotland-based adventure is one of Pixar’s most involving and interesting achievements in years, partly because those generically jokey trailers give you almost no idea of what’s actually in store.
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Written By: Mike Schulz
Section: Movies
Category: Reviews
2008-10-15 08:12:24
BODY OF LIES
I learned recently that Russell Crowe gained 50 pounds for his role in Ridley Scott's action-thriller Body of Lies. To which I reply: For this role? Seriously?
Read More About The War On Terrible: "Body Of Lies," "The Duchess," And "Quarantine"...
Written By: Mike Schulz
Section: Movies
Category: Reviews
2008-01-09 08:14:07
ATONEMENT
It seems that lately, whenever I leave the film version of some well-regarded or beloved novel - be it No Country for Old Men or Gone Baby Gone or one of the Harry Potters - I feel a nagging guilt for not having previously read the books they're based on, and I'd consider remedying that if I wasn't concerned about being subsequently disappointed by the adaptations. (Or, in the case of most of the Potter movies, even more disappointed.) After seeing director Joe Wright's Atonement, though, I was completely annoyed with myself for being unfamiliar with author Ian McEwan's 2001 precursor - I was dying to understand what, when the end credits rolled, inspired a majority of my fellow audience members to applaud.
Read More About Liar, Liar: "Atonement"...
Written By: Mike Schulz
Section: Movies
Category: Reviews
2007-05-30 08:26:25
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END
Roughly 30 minutes into Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow makes an entrance that perhaps only Johnny Depp, being directed by Gore Verbinski, would be permitted to make: All we see is Depp's nose, in enormous close-up, as it hungrily sniffs out a peanut. Eventually we're treated to a full view of the sloshed swashbuckler we've been waiting a half hour to see, yet before Sparrow can pop the peanut in his mouth, he's shot dead. By Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow.
Read More About My Eyes Are On The Sparrow: "Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End"...
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