If you’re running for office anytime soon, or if you currently hold office or are a “public figure,” please try to keep one thing in mind: So far, the only person to prove he can thrive by talking like President Donald Trump is ... President Donald Trump.

Ted Rall: I Suspect ...

Ted Rall: The Incompetent Fascist

Ted Rall: Not Far to Fall

Ted Rall: Such a Sweetheart

Ted Rall: Don't Worry

Ted Rall: I Miss ...

Ted Rall: Leftie Trump

Ted Rall: Keeping Up with the Donald

Ted Rall: No Good Guys?