Dear
Santa,
As
I look back on things, I realized that you've been pretty darned
good to me over the years. You brought me that electric guitar I
wanted when I was nine, the telescope I begged for when I was 10, the
Daisy Pump-Action BB gun with scope I craved when I was 11, etc.,
etc., etc.
As
I grew older, your presents became more sophisticated. Stereos,
vacations, computers, cell phones, fine Irish whiskey. I've just
been overwhelmed by your generosity and thoughtfulness. I can't
imagine what I've done to deserve your grand beneficence throughout
these many years, but, trust me on this one: I've appreciated every
gift you've bestowed upon me.
In
fact, Santa, you've been so overwhelmingly kind that I hope this
year you turned your attention to others and showered them with
presents instead. Here's my list of what some people need.