Having It Tall

I’m a 6’2” woman. What's the ideal way for me to respond when people (almost always men and total strangers) ask, out of the blue, “How does a woman your height find boyfriends?”

Annoyed

I’d opt for the macabre approach, delivered totally deadpan: “Actually, I stretch short men on a rack in my basement. You can sometimes hear the screams from the side yard.”

Free Will Astrology: Week of May 22, 2019

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