All right! Wow! Ha ha. What a
great-looking audience. My name is Hill
Larrius, and it's great to be here in Vegas! Whoo!
Hey, what's up with these crazy
presidential candidates? We have this McCain guy for the Republicans,
right? Now, I'm not gonna say he's old, 'cause he really didn't fight
in the Civil War, right? Hell no! He was already way too old for that
war, see? Ha ha ha.
Then over here we have this Democrat,
Obama, who keeps promising change. So if we elect him president,
we'll have change, right? Like he'll raise our taxes and all we'll
have left in our pockets is change. Ha ha ha! Ooooh. Hey, don't get
mad at me, I'm just the messenger here.