In
the ever-evolving war against airline passengers, the Transportation
Security Administration (TSA) continues to develop new weapons of
mass dysfunction.
Travelers
have long been harassed with X-ray machines, metal-detecting wands,
and inscrutable verbal vetting such as "Did someone put something
in your luggage when you weren't looking?"
Then
in 2006 the TSA began quietly testing two new anti-personnel weapons.