Jenny from the Flock

I hit it off with this guy I met on Match.com. We’ve been dating for a month and slept together twice. He said he’d delete his Match profile because things were going so well, so I deleted mine. Recently, a mutual friend told me he’d just gone on Tinder. I’m super upset, and though we didn’t have the exclusivity talk, it seemed implied.

Dumbfounded

Okay, so it seems he didn’t quite get around to mailing out the formal invitations to the funeral for his freedom.

Free Will Astrology: Week of October 17, 2018

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Pouter Keg

My girlfriend, who’d been traveling, lost track of what day it was and was surprised when I showed up on the usual night I come cook her dinner. She was happy to see me but said she needed to finish this one “urgent work e-mail.” How nice. Dinner would get cold while she took forever. Instead of getting started in the kitchen, I sat down angrily on the couch. “What’s wrong?” she asked. I said, “I’ll just sit here 'til you’re ready!” She got angry, saying that I should have just asked her how long she’d be or told her I felt bad. She then went on about how I have a “toxic” habit of this sort of “passive-aggressive” behavior, and I need to stop “acting out” before it ruins our relationship. I love her and don’t want to lose her. Help!

Doghouse

There will sometimes be reasons you are unable to communicate using the spoken word. Your jaw is wired shut. You are gagged with duct tape. A wizard has turned you into a cocker spaniel.

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