'Next We'll Be Bringing in the Cafeteria Police'
Conservative Satirist Finds Humor, Fear Factor
in New School Lunch Rules

Effective March 26, kids will be required to put fruits or vegetables on their trays in the lunch line. School cafeterias with salad bars must monitor the salad eaters "to ensure that students actually take the minimum required portion size" deemed nutritionally necessary for their age.

No school kids will be served whole milk or even 2 percent-fat milk; only 1 percent or fat-free milk will be allowed. However, "students may decline milk," the U.S. Department of Agriculture generously concedes in its new rules for school lunches.

It's not hard to see what lies ahead, says Stephen Goldberg, author of Obama's Shorts (www.ObamasShorts.com), a collection of 23 satirical short stories that take a humorous look at the new rules and regulations governing Americans' lives.

"How about a National Nutritional Enforcement Agency that provides federal agents, unarmed, of course, to make sure all students are Clean Plate Clubbers?" he asks.

And forget mandatory health insurance, he says, we have a much bigger problem.

"We're ripe for a Patients' Waiting Room Fairness Act. Some people can't afford a phone or computer. Some can't speak English. Why should they have to wait longer than people who can make appointments?

"The Waiting Room Fairness Act will ensure it's first come, first served," Goldberg says. "That's only fair."

A stand-up comic-turned-dentist, Goldberg says there are some serious concerns underlying his hyperbole. Too many Americans don't understand the principles upon which the United States was created, so they're blind to just how far from them we've strayed. There's nothing like a dose of humor to provide some education.

"The Constitution set things up so we would be ruled from the bottom up with only a few things controlled by the federal government," Goldberg says. "Now it is completely upside down.

"Take school lunches. Most parents pay for them. Shouldn't they be the ones telling their kids what they should put on their plate? These new rules have been created, in part, to 'help mitigate the childhood obesity trend,' the USDA says. What if you've got a skinny kid who's a picky eater and you want him to have the choice of drinking whole milk?"

The Constitution was crafted with the family as the political base, Goldberg says. For things a family couldn't possibly accomplish, the Founding Fathers looked to communities to be in charge. And what the community couldn't do, the state would handle.

"The federal government got only a few powers, like war and international trade. That also helped ensure that the different beliefs, cultures and values of different communities would be protected.

"Think it's far-fetched imagining a day when federal agents search lunchboxes for cookie contraband?" Goldberg asks. "How about a National Potato Council accusing the feds of treating their tuber like a 'second-class vegetable' in its lunchroom rules?

"Yes, there is a National Potato Council. And yes, that's what they said."

About Stephen Goldberg

Stephen Goldberg started his professional life as a comedian and turned to dentistry as a more reliable way to make a living - though he never stopped getting his audience to laugh. He's been married 45 years and has three children and three grandchildren.




Thank you for your support!!

(Bettendorf, IA Mar 7, 2012) - The Muslim Community of the Quad Cities (MCQC) is pleased to welcome fellow Quad Citians to the opening of its new mosque facility in Bettendorf.

Saturday, May 5, 2012 from 2p.m. - 5p.m. at 2115 Kimberly Rd, Bettendorf, Iowa 52722

MCQC President, Dr. Mushtaq Khan, said "We are happy to have completed the new building, and are eager to welcome our neighbors to celebrate with us. We look forward to working with them in the future." "This new building is a much needed addition.  the local Muslim community is expanding, and our ability to participate in and serve both it and the Quad City community in general will be enhanced by the new facility," said Dr. Talia Alvi, Outreach Coordinator for MCQC.

Activities will include guided tours, Islamic art/culture exhibit, Arabic writing craft table, community slideshow, food, information tables explaining some of the basic beliefs and practices in Islam, etc. along with brief addresses by the Mayor Gallagher (Bettendorf) and Mayor Gluba (Davenport), Rev. Ron Quay (Churches United), and Mosque representatives.

Admission is free, and the event is open to the public; refreshments provided! For more info contact: Talia Alvi (563) 503 0708, taliaalvi@yahoo.com, Moutaz Kotob (563) 505 7537

- END -

Political gridlock to blame

 

Washington, DC - Rep. Bruce Braley (IA-01) released the following statement today regarding delays in passing a transportation bill out of Congress:

 

"Ridiculous partisan gridlock in Washington continues to delay funding to fix Iowa's dilapidated and dangerous roads and bridges. This must stop and the solution is simple.

 

"The House should join Senators Grassley and Harkin and pass the bipartisan transportation bill to fix our roads and bridges and create hundreds of jobs in Iowa. Washington should stop kicking the can down our deteriorating roads, which are putting drivers and passengers at risk."

 

# # #

Sunday, April 8, 2011 - Time: 10-2

On Sunday, April 8th, Johnny's Italian Steakhouse will host Easter Brunch from 10-am until 2pm. Reserved seating is recommended.

Enjoy an elegant Easter brunch buffet with chef carved prime rib, ham, classic breakfast favorites including a waffle bar, desserts and much more.

Prices for the brunch are $24 per person, $12 children 12 and under, highchair age free. To make your reservation call the restaurant at 309-736-0100 or visit johnnysitlaiansteakhouse.com

Johnny's Italian Steakhouse, John Deere Commons, 1300 River Dr, Moline, IL 612654

###

First public-private partnership under new Schilling-Loebsack arsenal law

Washington, DC - Congressmen Bobby Schilling (IL-17) and Dave Loebsack (IA-02) this morning applauded the Rock Island Arsenal (RIA) Joint Manufacturing and Technology Center (JMTC) and Mack Defense agreement that will provide Mack Defense access, via public-private partnerships, to the only remaining U.S. Army foundry and the Army's only vertically integrated metal manufacturing facility.

The RIA-JMTC and Mack Defense agreement to form a public-private partnership is the first such intent to partner since Schilling-Loebsack Arsenal provisions were signed into law early this year as part of the FY2012 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). 

"I couldn't be more pleased by news of the formation of a job-creating public-private partnership between the JMTC and Mack Defense,"  Schilling said. "This new agreement strengthens the Arsenal and the JMTC, and will surely strengthen our case as Team Rock Island Arsenal continues promoting the Arsenal's value to our national defense needs and to our region."

"Today's announcement is a win-win-win agreement for the Arsenal, Mack Defense and the hard working folks in the Quad Cities," said Loebsack. "This is a great partnership being done under the authority of the new provisions that Rep. Schilling and I were proud to push through Congress. It will strengthen the Arsenal and the JMTC and I look forward to seeing this and future partnerships grow."

"This is great news that demonstrates once more a success story of partnership between the Department of Defense industrial base and industry in support of our nation's objectives. Such partnering is the solution to a reduced Department of Defense budget while allowing the U.S. to maintain its warfighting edge," said Major General (Ret) Yves Fontaine of Fontaine Consulting LLC, former Commanding General of the U.S. Army Sustainment Command at the Rock Island Arsenal.

Schilling and Loebsack secured landmark language in the HASC markup of the NDAA in May to lift the legal cap on the number of public-private partnerships arsenals can enter into.  That cap was limited to eight spread across arsenals throughout the country, limiting RIA's flexibility to increase its workload and broaden its regional, private-sector economic impact.  The Schilling-Loebsack language went on to pass the House as part of the comprehensive NDAA in a bipartisan vote of 322-92.  The Senate version of the NDAA did not fully remove the cap, instead lifting it to 15.

Schilling and Loebsack were named to the NDAA Conference Committee tasked with working out the differences between the House and Senate versions of the NDAA.  As conferees, the Congressmen successfully maintained the House-passed PPP language to maximize the possibility for private-sector job growth at installations like RIA.  They also successfully included a provision in the conference report that would designate the Arsenal as a Center for Industrial and Technical Excellence (CITEs), further improving its ability to enter into public-private partnerships, provide for our men and women in combat, and strengthen the Arsenal's core skills and manufacturing abilities.  These Schilling-Loebsack provisions were approved as part of the comprehensive NDAA by the House and the Senate, and were signed into law by the president.

The JMTC is a one-of-a-kind U.S. Army facility which manufactures critical equipment for our troops around the world.  The more than 1,700 individuals employed at JMTC specialize in manufacturing artillery, armor, small arms, and mobile maintenance kits for use on the front lines.  The JMTC, perhaps best known for howitzer production, operates the Army's only foundry and since 2003 has produced half of all armor for Army tactical wheeled vehicles.  Veterans make up more than half of JMTC's highly-skilled workforce.

# # #

Sunday, April 8, 2011 -  Seatings: 10:30am and 1pm

On Sunday, April 8th, The Figge Art Museum is hosting the Easter Brunch prepared by Heart of America chef Dave Mickelwright. The brunch will take place in the elegant dining area with river views.

Reserved seating is required with two seating times to choose from: 10:30AM and 1PM.

Enjoy an elegant Easter brunch buffet with chef carved prime rib, ham, classic breakfast favorites, pastries, desserts and much, much more.

Prices for the brunch are $19.99 per person for museum members, $22.99 per person for non-members, $10.99 children age 4-10 and under 4 free.

Museum admission included with brunch and guided tours available at 12:30 and 1:30. Call Dave Mickelwright to make your reservations at 563.726.2087.

###

On Sunday, April 8th, Thunder Bay, will host Easter Brunch from 9am-3pm. Reserved seating is recommended.

Enjoy an elegant Easter brunch buffet with smoked salmon, turkey and dressing, carved ham, omelet bar, peel and eat shrimp, fried shrimp, home made waffles with all the toppings, pasties, salad bar, chocolate and champagne fountains much more.

Prices for the brunch are $20.99 per person, $ 7.99 children age 5-10 and under 4 free. Make your reservations today by calling the restaurant at 563-386-2722.

Thunder Bay, 6511 Brady Street, Davenport, Phone 563-386-2722, thunderbaygrille.com

###

Prepared Statement of Senator Chuck Grassley of Iowa

Ranking Member, U.S. Senate Committee on the Judiciary

Hearing on "Justice for All: Convicting the Guilty and Exonerating the Innocent"

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Mr. Chairman, thank you for holding today's hearing.  The debate surrounding crime and punishment has been around long before the United States.  When our Founding Fathers drafted and ratified the Constitution and the Bill of Rights 225 years ago, at the forefront of their minds was ensuring the protection of individual liberty from the power of the government.  However, the Founders did recognize that at times there are citizens that break the social contract of our civil society and need to be punished, provided they are afforded due process.  While not strictly defining what due process was required, the Constitution and years of court cases have outlined that process which has worked to ensure a baseline set of standards at both the state and federal level for criminal prosecutions.

Over time, these baseline procedures have been supplemented with statutory law, model rules, court rules, and standards of professional responsibility that are designed to ensure the fair and impartial administration of criminal justice.  Unfortunately, despite the adherence to the Constitution, laws, regulations, rules, and procedures, there is the possibility that an innocent person could be afforded all this due process yet still be convicted.  Mr. Haynesworth is here today after spending 27 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit.  In December he was declared an innocent man by the Virginia Court of Appeals.  His case presents us with a personal example of why we must continue to ask questions about the criminal justice system and not become complacent.

Cases like Mr. Hayensworth's make us realize that no system involving humans is perfect.  This is a sad, unfortunate and emotional reality that we must recognize.  However, we must also examine the issue in an informed way that doesn't threaten to destabilize the entire criminal justice system.

Chief among the issues to discuss today is the question of how many innocent men and women may have been convicted over the years and how do we effectively review those cases, correct injustices, and apply what we learn so those injustices are not repeated.  This is not an easy task.  So, the question becomes - how do we determine which cases should be reviewed and how do we allocate the limited resources of the government to review these cases?

It is important to note that there is a real discrepancy in the number of individuals in prison who are actually innocent.  For example, some argue that cases where truly innocent individuals were exonerated are just the tip of the iceberg.  However, others argue that the number of true exonerations is small because many of the statistics on exonerations include cases where convictions were overturned on procedural grounds, even though the individual was not found factually innocent.  Furthermore, they argue that the number of exonerations is going down each year as technological advances, such as DNA testing, eliminate many wrongful convictions from even occurring because DNA testing is being routinely used to prove factual innocence earlier in the investigative process.  Getting a better understanding of how many cases are out there will not only inform us about whether reforms are needed, but also what types of reforms would provide the best help.

Further, we need to be cognizant of the fact that in addition to the federal criminal justice system, there are fifty different state justice systems each with their own constitutions, laws, rules, regulations, and procedures.  As Justice Jackson, who was then-Attorney General Jackson, said in his famous speech The Federal Prosecutor, "[O]utside of federal law each locality has the right under our system of government to fix its own standards of law enforcement and morals."  This statement is particularly important today given the current fiscal situation the federal government faces.  We do not have the resources at the federal level to provide funding to states to review every single criminal case after each case has exhausted all appellate remedies.  Nor, should we interfere in the day-to-day intricacies of state criminal justice systems.

As written testimony submitted by Judge Hervey points out, the state of Texas, via the Court of Criminal Appeals has established the Texas Criminal Justice Integrity Unit to review their criminal justice system and propose reforms where needed.  As states are already undertaking this effort on their own, our role in Congress should be to examine the federal criminal justice system and not to reform every state system.  We should not go down a path of attempting to correct problems in state criminal justice systems.  Instead, as the recent report on prosecutorial misconduct in the Ted Stevens case points out, we should expend our limited resources ensuring that the federal criminal justice system works as it should.

That said, we have a panel of witnesses here today to discuss this important topic and I look forward to their testimony.  Thank you.

-30-

Dear Friend,

If you're anything like me, you've been unhappy lately about the prices you're paying at the pump.  Last week I put $100 worth of gas in my car, and it didn't even fill up the tank!

Today, the average price in Illinois for a gallon of mid-grade gas is $4.29.  This is about 63 cents higher than Illinoisans paid at the pump just a month ago, and around 30 cents higher than the current national average.  Worse yet is that some analysts are predicting that we'll hit a national average of $4.25 by late April.  I don't want to see what that national average will mean for gas prices at home in Illinois.

Despite what some folks say, there is action we can take immediately to help lower energy costs, create jobs, and help grow the economy.  I have voted for and the House has passed several bipartisan bills that will help lower energy costs, create jobs, and help grow our economy.  Unfortunately, these bills are among the more than 25 House-passed jobs bills currently held up in the Senate.

Along with many of my colleagues on both sides of the aisle, I also support construction of the Keystone XL pipeline, which would create jobs and help lower energy costs without adding to our debt.  The Keystone XL project has the support of both Democrats and Republicans, of both business and labor, and would help reduce our dependency on unstable foreign energy sources.  With so many families struggling to get by in this difficult economic climate, we cannot afford to sit by and watch as gas prices continue to soar.

I want to hear your thoughts on action we can take to lessen the pain at the pump.  Please take a few moments, visit my website, and share with me your views on the Keystone XL pipeline project.  Remember that you can always send me a more detailed message with your thoughts or questions on energy policy or any other topic by clicking here.

Getting our nation's financial house in order and further stabilizing our economy is also an important step toward getting Americans back to work.  This week, the House Budget Committee is unveiling its Fiscal Year 2013 budget proposal.

The debate about federal spending in FY 2013 isn't only about spending and taxes.  But because 21% percent of our annual federal budget is spent on health insurance programs, this debate is also about who will control our health care.

In passing the President's health care reform law in 2010, the last Congress raided more than $500 million from Medicare to pay for an "Independent Payment Advisory Board" - an unaccountable, unelected board of bureaucrats who will decide what care and how much care Medicare patients may receive.

I firmly disagree with this approach.  Medicare is a lifeline to American seniors.  Nothing is as important to our seniors as having guaranteed health care coverage.  Now, with 10,000 baby boomers reaching retirement age every day and doctors already limiting the number of Medicare patients they see, we need to improve health care for both today's and tomorrow's retirees.

There has been a lot of money spent by outside political groups to perpetuate the falsehood that I somehow support ending Medicare.  In fact, the Pulitzer prize-winning publication Politifact determined this to be the "Lie of the Year."

In reality, with our FY 2012 budget proposal last year, the House actually passed a plan that would make no changes to Medicare for those aged 55 and older, but would improve and strengthen Medicare so it lasts for future generations.  Medicare is currently estimated to run out of money in less than 10 years if we don't take action to save it for our kids and grandkids.

While rooting out billions of dollars in waste, fraud, and abuse, under our plan the wealthier and healthier would receive less support, and lower-income and sicker individuals would receive more.  Our plan lets individuals choose a personalized, guaranteed health care plan that best fits their needs.  Ultimately, our plan results in a stronger and more secure health care system for future generations, so stay tuned as we continue working to guarantee health care for today's and tomorrow's retirees.

My office sends out a regular e-newsletter to folks in your community allowing us to stay in touch about my work in our nation's capital and in your hometown.  I hope you will subscribe, and stay up to date on what's happening behind the headlines on gas prices, Medicare, and more.  Just visit my website and sign up! I also encourage you to visit my Facebook or Twitter pages for other ways to stay up to date with what I'm doing.

It is an honor to serve you.  Don't hesitate to reach out if I can ever be of assistance.  If you find yourself struggling to make sense of federal agencies or having an issue with Medicare, the Department of Veterans Affairs, your passport or any federal agency, please don't hesitate to reach out to me and my staff at (309) 757-7630.  Constituent casework is the most important part of my job, and we will continue to work tirelessly to help.

Sincerely,
Bobby Schilling
Member of Congress

Pages