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We say "we" because you never find one of us alone. Taxbucks always run in packs, usually in millions, often in billions, and ever more frequently in trillions.

"Climate alarmists pose real threat to freedom" - The Australian, March 12, 2008

"NYC Climate Conference Further Debunks 'Consensus' Claims" - Hawaii Reporter, March 13, 2008

"Weather Channel Founder: Sue Al Gore for Fraud" - Fox News, March 14, 2008

Global warming and cooling, according to our more down-to-earth earth-sciences scientists, seem to occur in 1,500-year cycles. People's lifespans - something like 35 years or so for century after century before capitalism came along and, much to the chagrin of lefty hollow-head Marxist anti-capitalists who still blindly deny it, extended the average life expectancy out to 70 or 80 years or so - were just too short for people grubbing in the ground for their grub in the form of grub worms to take much notice of these great climate shifts.

Keen-eyed observers of the Mad Scientist wing of the American military research complex have noted that the Pentagon is at it again.

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