13 Jun 2012

I'm Your Prostate, It's Time We Met

By Skip Lockwood

Hello America,

 

This is your prostate.

 

I'm here to tell you that I'm sick and tired of being ignored. I may not look great in a bikini, but I'm just as susceptible to cancer as breasts, and now I'm demanding some attention. ZERO's been working damn hard to make testing and education available to millions of prostate-oblivious men, and I'm here to help. I'll be making my debut in New York this week, telling people exactly who I am, where I live, and how to treat me right.

 

To kick off Father's Day weekend in the Big Apple, Skip Lockwood, CEO of ZERO, is going to be on the Today Show this Thursday, helping me preach my cantankerous gospel to end prostate cancer. Later on, I'll be at the ZERO testing van with a posse of 13 pro-prostate picketers, informing every passing man that I'm not a happy gland when I'm ignored. And to hit it home, I'm going to tell everyone that the 3rd Sunday in June is no longer Father's Day. It's Prostate Day.

 

To celebrate my new holiday, me and some of the other glands down where the sun-don't-shine put together a few videos that make me look like a movie star. Click here to check 'em out on my new ZERO homepage, and while you're there, share them with your friends. Then print and send uncle Max a Prostate Day card. The more people that hear my voice, the closer we get to keeping me healthy, and maybe then I'll shut up.

 

Don't let me be ignored!

 

Your Prostate



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29 May 2012

Father's Day Golf for Prostate Cancer Awareness

By Skip Lockwood

Golf-a-thon

Dear friend,

More than 240,000 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer this year, and more than 28,000 will die from the disease. By joining me and playing one round of golf on Father's Day weekend, you can save the men that mean the most to you.

ZERO's National Golf-A-Thon on Father's Day weekend, June 15-17, 2012.

The Golf-A-Thon is open to everyone, regardless of playing ability, gender or age, so register now and join in the fun! Teams and individuals are eligible to take part, and the grand prize for most money raised is a trip to one of ZERO's signature events - the Know Your Score Celebrity Golf Tournament in Myrtle Beach.

All proceeds raised will go toward prostate cancer awareness, research and testing. Hope to see you on the links!

Sincerely,

Skip Lockwood Signature

 

 

 

Skip Lockwood - CEO

ZERO ? The Project to End Prostate Cancer

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