The folks at the U.S. Bureau of Citizenship & Immigration Services have devised a new citizenship test for those few illegal immigrants who, for some unknown reason, are actually trying to become lawful citizens. The new questions, the bureau claims, are calculated to better measure how well newbies understand what it means to be an American rather than how well they can memorize answers.
Imagine
that you are an inventor and the government steals your highly
lucrative idea, without any warning. The next day, you are informed
that the government plans to mass-produce your invention and give it
away for free.







