04 Jun 2002

Top 10 Rights of a Quad Citian

By Mary McInnis Meyer

1. Gamble. 2. Tattoo anything you want on your forehead. 3. Choose not to get it in writing when someone offers you $150,000 to tattoo your forehead. 4. Sue the guy who told you, "Yeah, yeah! Do it! I'll pay ya!" 5. Seek retribution for every bad thing that has happened to you over the two years you've been walking around with a tattoo on your forehead.

6. Believe a judge will rule for someone with a tattoo on his forehead.

7. Did I mention gamble?

8. Wear a sweatband.

9. Grow long bangs.

10. Remove your tattoo.

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