Captain Hookup

I’m a single man in my 30s, and I don’t want a relationship right now. I keep meeting women online who say they only want something casual. Then, on the first or second date, it becomes obvious that they want a relationship, not just fun and sex. What’s with the bait and switch?

Annoyed

Nothing like arriving for your reservation at a steak house only to be told, “We’re out of a few things tonight – everything made of cow. But good news! We’ve still got carrot kebabs, cauliflower schnitzel, and kelp stroganoff!”

The Heart Is a Clonely Hunter

I’ve heard that we’re romantically attracted to people who look like us. Is that true? I don’t think any of my boyfriends have looked anything like me, but I have seen couples who look so similar they could be related.

Wondering

You can kinda see the merits of dating your doppelgänger: “I’m looking for myself, but as someone else so I don’t always have to empty the dishwasher and scream out my own name in bed.”