"Happy Holidays, Jeff!"
"Happy Holidays yourself, Mike. I can only guess that you're here to turn in your annual What's Happenin' on New Year's Eve article."
"I most certainly am, good sir! As usual, we're devoting this issue's What's Happenin' pages to a rundown on all of the area venues - as of press time - that will be hosting musicians, DJ services, or karaoke on Monday, December 31!"