"Happy
Holidays, Jeff!"
"Happy
Holidays to you, Mike."
"Guess
what I'm giving you for your gift this year!"
"A
moratorium on those annoying Jeff-and-Mike dialogues?"
"Ha
ha!
Good one,
Jeff! No. But I'm going to make your job for the Reader's
end-of-year issue so much
easier - I'm giving you only one What's Happenin' article to
edit instead of five!"