AMERICAN WEDDING - I know a lot of people get a kick out of these guys, but if, like me, you're tired of viewing nebbishy Jason Biggs' outré sexual humiliations and Seann William Scott's compulsive need to swallow things that should be coming out of a human body, this'll be a very tiresome follow-up indeed. Boasting insanely contrived gross-outs and phony "sincerity," this second sequel reeks of contract obligation; even Scott's facial-muscle contortions feel phoned-in. With the wasted talents of Eugene Levy, Fred Willard, and Jennifer Coolidge ... where the hell is Christopher Guest when we need him?