Michael Keaton in BirdmanA big Birdman night but nothing for Michael Keaton? A not-bad Boyhood night but nothing for Richard Linklater? A year in which every single Best Picture nominee will go home with at least one lovely, gold-plated parting gift? Yes, yes, and yes - so long as those "yes"es have asterisks behind them signifying "maybe."

For all of you fellow Oscar-pool-ers out there, it's my unfortunate duty to admit that after forecasting 18 out of 24 categories correctly in last year's Academy Awards race, and a personal-best 19 the year before that, I'm really not expecting a similar tally when this year's victors are announced on February 22. (The Sunday-night telecast, with host Neil Patrick Harris, is scheduled to air on ABC beginning at 7 p.m. Central.) But you can at least take my predictions for Best Actress, Supporting Actress, Supporting Actor, Cinematography, and Documentary Feature to the bank. And no matter what wins on Hollywood's big night - with The Grand Budapest Hotel, I'm guessing, taking home the most statuettes of all - a lot of cinematic justice is sure to be served ... not that I'll care once I'm pounding wine and shouting "I knew I should've picked that!" and throwing things at the TV ... .



Emma Stone and Edward Norton in BirdmanBest Picture

American Sniper



The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Imitation Game


The Theory of Everything


Had you asked me when the nominations were first announced, I would've said that Boyhood was the likeliest winner, followed by, in order of probability, The Imitation Game, Selma, and The Grand Budapest Hotel. (I'm so glad no one asked me, because otherwise I'd be looking pretty stupid now.) Yet just a few weeks later, Birdman - a technically masterful, refreshingly weird perils-of-show-biz tale I presumed was too inside-baseball even for the navel-gazing Academy - is the recipient of this year's Producers Guild of America Award, Directors Guild of America (DGA) Award, and Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Award for Best Ensemble. The only film to win all three and not land Best Picture? Apollo 13. The ones that got all three and did land Best Picture? American Beauty, Chicago, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, No Country for Old Men, Slumdog Millionaire, The King's Speech, and Argo. So I'm making the odds-on bet here. But given Boyhood's Golden Globe and British Academy of Film & Television Arts (BATFA) victories for Picture and Director, I'm putting exactly zero dollars on it.


Best Director

Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel

Alejandro González Iñárritu, Birdman

Richard Linklater, Boyhood

Bennett Miller, Foxcatcher

Morten Tyldum, The Imitation Game

Birdman's front-runner status and Iñárritu's DGA win make this a pretty secure bet. But as marvelous as the helmer's work is, I'd be thrilled (and not hugely surprised) to be wrong - just so long as Tyldum isn't the one I'm wrong about.


Julianne Moore in Still AliceBest Actress

Marion Cotillard, Two Days, One Night

Felicity Jones, The Theory of Everything

Julianne Moore, Still Alice

Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl

Reese Witherspoon, Wild

Cotillard's performance is my hands-down favorite among the four contenders I've seen. This may be the first time I've been 100-percent confident about predicting one I haven't seen.


Best Actor

Steve Carell, Foxcatcher

Bradley Cooper, American Sniper

Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game

Michael Keaton, Birdman

Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything

Here's an astonishing factoid: If Keaton wins, he'll be the second-oldest actor ever to prevail in this category, right behind On Golden Pond's Henry Fonda. (So how old are you feeling now?) But if Keaton couldn't score a victory from his SAG peers - at least half of whom he must've worked with at some point - what chance does the man have here? I'm opting for SAG, Globe, and BAFTA champ Redmayne, who checks the historical-figure-triumphing-over-adversity-and-physical-handicaps box nicely, and who has to be thanking his lucky stars that no one's bothering to see Jupiter Ascending.


Best Supporting Actress

Patricia Arquette, Boyhood

Laura Dern, Wild

Keira Knightley, The Imitation Game

Emma Stone, Birdman

Meryl Streep, Into the Woods

No commentary necessary. Except, perhaps, "Whoo-hoo!"


J.K. Simmons in WhiplashBest Supporting Actor

Robert Duvall, The Judge

Ethan Hawke, Boyhood

Edward Norton, Birdman

Mark Ruffalo, Foxcatcher

J.K. Simmons, Whiplash

See my lack of commentary above.


Best Original Screenplay

Birdman, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris, Armando Bo

Boyhood, Richard Linklater

Foxcatcher, E. Max Frye, Dan Futterman

The Grand Budapest Hotel, Wes Anderson, Hugo Guinness

Nightcrawler, Dan Gilroy

It's been 55 years since four or more writers won Oscars for collaborating on a single screenplay. With Birdman already likely to receive Best Picture without a Film Editing nod, which hasn't happened for 34 years, just how many streaks does this movie need to break?! Considering Birdman's script won the Golden Globe, a triumph here could certainly happen. But this is also an excellent chance to reward one of two longtime indie stalwarts, and Anderson's (and Guinness') florid recitations may just eke out a victory over Linklater's astute naturalism. Film fans, though, win regardless.


Best Adapted Screenplay

American Sniper, Jason Hall

The Imitation Game, Graham Moore

Inherent Vice, Paul Thomas Anderson

The Theory of Everything, Anthony McCarten

Whiplash, Damien Chazelle

Even though Chazelle's nomination is arguably in the wrong category - his film having been "adapted" from a 17-minute Whiplash short designed to help finance the longer version - his movie would be a great, jazzy alternative to the largely interchangeable British bio-pics. But promoter Harvey Weinstein's über-aggressive, nakedly pleading Imitation Game campaign has to yield some result, right?


How to Train Your Dragon 2Best Animated Feature

Big Hero 6

The Boxtrolls

How to Train Your Dragon 2

Song of the Sea

The Tale of Princess Kaguya

Oscar-Night Fantasy 1: "And the Oscar goes to ... write-in nominee The Lego Movie!!!"


Best Foreign-Language Film

Ida, Poland

Leviathan, Russia

Tangerines, Estonia

Timbuktu, Mauritania

Wild Tales, Argentina

BAFTA winner Ida is the only one I've seen, and it feels a bit stark and remote (and, at 82 minutes, short) for the Academy. Instead, I'm going with Leviathan, which, like last year's victor The Great Beauty, also received the Golden Globe in this category. Hey, I've made guesses based on way less.


Best Documentary Feature


Finding Vivian Maier

Last Days in Vietnam

The Salt of the Earth


Oscar-Night Fantasy 2: Edward Snowden comes out of hiding to accept the award, but not wanting to alert the government of his return, does so in disguise as Sacheen Littlefeather.


SelmaBest Original Song

"Everything Is Awesome," The Lego Movie

"Glory," Selma

"Grateful," Beyond the Lights

"I'm Not Gonna Miss You," Glen Campbell: I'll Be Me

"Lost Stars," Begin Again

It's a battle between Grammy winners, and not to be overly PC or grossly insensitive, but the battle probably boils down to whether voters feel worse about the paucity of nominees of color this year or about Glen Campbell having Alzheimer's. (Suggested alternative? "Everything Is Awesome," please!) Campbell's song just netted the artist another Grammy. But I'm thinking John Legend and Common get the Oscar.


Best Original Score

The Grand Budapest Hotel, Alexandre Desplat

The Imitation Game, Alexandre Desplat

Interstellar, Hans Zimmer

Mr. Turner, Gary Yershon

The Theory of Everything, Jóhann Jóhannson

Prior to this year, Desplat was a six-time bridesmaid in this category. Here's hoping he finally catches the bouquet - for either movie, really, but preferably for Grand Budapest, whose CD I currently have playing in my car.


Best Cinematography

Birdman, Emmanuel Lubezki

The Grand Budapest Hotel, Robert Yeoman

Ida, Lukasz Zal, Ryszard Lenczewski

Mr. Turner, Dick Pope

Unbroken, Roger Deakins

Terrific as it would be for 12-time nominee Deakins to finally win one of these things, dammit, Lubezki's done deal will mark two Oscars in a row for the Gravity cinematographer. And to think just two years ago, we were bitching about how under-appreciated the guy was.


Ellar Coltrane, Ethan Hawke, and Lorelei Linklater in BoyhoodBest Film Editing

American Sniper


The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Imitation Game


Whiplash is an awfully viable candidate here - as are, quite frankly, any of these competitors. But editor Sandra Adair's ability to make a seamless whole from 12 years of footage is a feat nearly equal to Linklater's.


Best Production Design

The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Imitation Game


Into the Woods

Mr. Turner

I'm lobbying for this win.


Best Costume Design

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Inherent Vice

Into the Woods


Mr. Turner

A near toss-up, as this is the best chance that Mr. Turner's 19th Century mise en scène has for acknowledgment. But when in absolute doubt, absolutely go with a category's lone Best Picture nominee.


Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway in InterstellarBest Sound Editing

American Sniper


The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies



Voters generally like it loud in the Sound categories. Interstellar is the loudest. But ...


Best Sound Mixing

American Sniper





... its mixing was widely criticized by reviewers and patrons who couldn't make out numerous patches of dialogue through the din of the score. I can imagine Whiplash triumphing here instead. I can also imagine the Academy not wanting to face the online ruckus if American Sniper goes home empty-handed.


Best Visual Effects

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Guardians of the Galaxy


X-Men: Days of Future Past

Oscar-Night Fantasy 3: Matthew McConaughey rushes the stage to give one of his interminably self-regarding speeches but gets sucked into a wormhole, not to reappear on Earth for another 100 years.


Tilda Swinton in The Grand Budapest HotelBest Makeup & Hairstyling


The Grand Budapest Hotel

Guardians of the Galaxy

It's tempting to predict "Foxcatcher ... by a nose." But I'm going to stick with the when-in-doubt rationale I used for Costume Design, and instead predict "Grand Budapest ... by a turkey neck." (That Tilda Swinton reference only works if you've seen the movie. If you haven't yet, get crackin' - it's probably gonna win a bunch of these things.)


Best Documentary Short

Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1


Our Curse

The Reaper (La Parka)

White Earth


Best Live-Action Short


Boogaloo & Graham

Butter Lamp (La Lampe Au Beurre De Yak)


The Phone Call


FeastBest Animated Short

The Bigger Picture

The Dam Keeper


Me & My Moulton

A Single Life

Maddeningly, other commitments are keeping me from catching any of the 15 nominated shorts prior to this article's publication, despite all of them enjoying a two-week-plus run at Iowa City's FilmScene. (They'll also be available for online rental and purchase beginning February 17.) So aside from watching the trailers and reading some reviews, I'm flying blind here. Let's go with HBO's Crisis Hotline because its subject (potentially suicidal U.S. military veterans) is intensely timely and heartbreaking, the somewhat similarly themed Phone Call because it stars Oscar nominee Sally Hawkins and Oscar winner Jim Broadbent, and Feast because it's the most widely seen, as the adorable-pup-through-the-years tale preceded Disney's Big Hero 6. It's Boyhood for people who don't like Boyhood!

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