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Texas Hippie Coalition
Rock Island Brewing Company
Tuesday, September 24, 8 p.m.
The Southern-rock and heavy-metal musicians of Texas Hippie Coalition will play the Rock Island Brewing Company on September 24, and on the band's TheOutlaw.com Web site, frontman Big Dad Ritch described the group's hit song "Damn You to Hell" thusly: "It has such drive and intensity that it's like a mixed-martial-arts event, like UFC pay-per-view, like someone being grounded and pounded on."
As a suggestion of the Texas Hippie Coalition style, that description seems so close to perfect that I'm tempted to just end this piece right there.
THE FAMILY
Depending on the source, the English-language equivalent of the Brazilian slang term "matuto" appears to be "country boy" or "bumpkin" or "hillbilly." What it absolutely isn't is "critically lauded ensemble selected as American Musical Ambassadors for the U.S. State Department."
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BLUE JASMINE
Stephen King, Agatha Christie, the Headless Horseman, Dracula, Medusa, Witches, Murder, Horror, Ghost Brothers ... . Halloween's more than two months away, and our area's fall-theatre lineup is already freaking me out.
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