Theatre
Coriolanus
Lincoln Park
Saturday, July 13, through Sunday, July 21, 8 p.m.
In the Cole Porter stage classic Kiss Me, Kate, a musical largely based on William Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew, a pair of goofy mobsters sing a comedic ditty titled "Brush Up Your Shakespeare." The song offers a how-to guide on the wooing of women through knowledge of the Bard's works, and one set of lyrics transpires thusly:
"If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
What are clothes? Much Ado About Nussing.
If she says your behavior is heinous,
Kick her right in the Coriolanus."
Just thought I'd get that gag out of the way early, because it would be impossible to discuss Genesius Guild's forthcoming production seriously if you spent this whole piece thinking, "Hee hee hee ... anus ... ."
THE LONE RANGER
WHITE HOUSE DOWN


Exhibit
"You know, it's been interesting," says Christina Myatt, president of the board of directors for the Eldridge-based Countryside Community Theatre (CCT). "Because we wanted to do something big for our 30th anniversary, and this is definitely something big. But when people hear what we're actually doing, they either say, 'That's really great!' or they say, 'You people are insane.'"
WORLD WAR Z
MAN OF STEEL






